Abbreviated Nonsense
October 07, 2009
From Life magazine, Dec. 1932, p.19:
ABBREVIATED NONSENSE
Of persons I know a great No.
Who go to the Opera and slo.
I've often walked the Ave.
To see the beauties. Have.?
I bought stock in a western oil Co.
As for oil, I don't think they po.
The knowledge to be an Esq.
Is one that is hard to acq.
A woman needed a Dr.
Because her husband sr. [!!!]
If I were a rich atty.
I'd go for a nice ocean jy.
A nun who aspired to be a St.
Was kissed and feel down in a ft.
—E.L.E.