Apparently it's the end of July...
July 25, 2011
...and I barely even noticed the time go by, I was so busy drinking iced coffee and waving miniature flags:

As we speak, I am backing up my blog archives and downloading the new WordPress software. I know the site is in pretty rough shape. There's a rogue "-->" somewhere visible. The margin at the top of the page somehow disappeared. Is it bad that I am running 2.6 and the newest is 3.2? I'm a full three years behind. For shame.
That's it. I vow to update my site soon.*
* in 0 to 12 months.